I am currently closer to the fucking ozone layer than the ground by about half a mile
Planes are neat
So I’m currently on flight 538 from Baltimore to Los Angeles where I will then hop on a short flight to Tucson. The wifi wasn’t free but it’s cheap enough and it’s a five and a half hour flight so I figured I might as well get comfortable. (Also the wifi payment lasts the whole day, so my next flight is covered.)
Plane wifi is a weird concept to me because of the restrictions on radio and other transmitting devices, but I’m not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.
ladies and gentlemen
welcome to planeblogging
what happens if you photo copy psychic paper
psychic paper works by affecting biological minds and would show nothing to an inanimate piece of machinery like a photocopier
SCIENCE’D
so you’re telling me that an easy way to find out if documentation is real is to simply make a copy of it
cool
oh so that’s also why it shows up on the camera as a blank piece of paper, because the camera wouldn’t see shit there
so like in the age of iphones where everything can be photographed at the drop of a hat, the doctor’s kinda fucked huh
unless of course the perception filter around the paper would also effect it’s likeness, in which case that blank piece of paper you’re holding would still look like a proper id until the doctor left
i have no idea what i’m talking about
depictions of the paper become a paper
oh noooooooooo
what happens if you photo copy psychic paper
psychic paper works by affecting biological minds and would show nothing to an inanimate piece of machinery like a photocopier
SCIENCE’D
so you’re telling me that an easy way to find out if documentation is real is to simply make a copy of it
cool
what happens if you photo copy psychic paper
psychic paper works by affecting biological minds and would show nothing to an inanimate piece of machinery like a photocopier
SCIENCE’D
DISCRETE STRUCTURES I AM ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR DAY
WITH MY MIND
DISCRETE STRUCTURES GET READY TO TUSSLE TOMORROW
MEET ME ON THE BLACKTOP
IT’S GOING DOWN
(via backwards-lion)
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
(Source: bostonreview, via ledundead)
DISCRETE STRUCTURES I AM ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR DAY
WITH MY MIND
So this girl who treated me like shit the majority of this year apologized a couple weeks ago. I accepted her apology but I wish she had just let it be, because we had a conversation yesterday and I discovered that she’s even worse than I thought. She’s racist and says things like “he must have been mexican because he was rude” but then proceeded to claim that “i’m not racist. I just don’t like mexicans”
This is why I hate my school
“I’m not racist, I just don’t like mexicans”
wh
how
i don’t
that is literally the definition of racism i cannot
| Em: | No, you can't be a senator in two states, you'd have to have residency. |
| Jake: | Well, if I sever my leg and put it in another sta- |
| Em: | Then only your LEG would be eligible. |
| Jake: | ...so you're saying... |
| Em: | Don't you fucking dare. |
| Jake: | ...only my legs can run? |
| Em: | I am completely done with you |
The Lorax.
But actually a Bug’s Life.
Piracy is communism. Communism is the act of throwing someone
“Come with us to Schmart.”
“Group hug!”
“Do you want me to buy you ice cream?”
“We’re Dodd-Mead. We protect our kin.”
Thank you all so much. I...
I’m sorry, man. I couldn’t resist.
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what the actual fuck happened last night
FEZ is finally out on PC! I really love this game and I’d love to see more people play it so I’m going...
Okay so. There’s a game called Pokemon Channel on the Wii. Put in 999 pokemon, and you get Mew. I put in my 425ish living pokedex pokemon, but it...
OH NO I JUST DISCOVERED A FOLDER FULL OF VENT RECORDINGS
WOW ALL OF THAT BAD VOICE ACTING
WHY
Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel
“The stained glass curtain you’re hiding behind never lets in the sun.”